President Barack Hussein Obama

9/11 was a disaster of monumental proportions for America, but something else must have happened at about that same time. It's obvious that some strange mind-altering thing occurred to render the population of this country devoid of sanity and reason.

You only need look at the President of the United States to see pro0f of what I speak.

For the rest of us, our general malaise with regard to every thing happening since that awful day lends justifiable proof that we're up shit creek without a paddle...and we aren't even trying to find the paddle.

The most recent example of our zombie-like attitude towards the destruction of America, as Usama bin Laden promised, is the fact that a frontrunner right now for the Democratic party's presidential nomination in 2008 is, ta-da, Barak Hussein Obama, he of radical Muslim upbringing and background.

Oh, he's making extraordinary efforts, and succeeding, to conceal his jihadist, 72-virgin leanings, and has actually begun trying to draw on the virgin account prior to his actual demise.

When Dubya outcheated Al Gore in Florida, he used similar tactics to disguise his most glaring trait which could have kept him from achieving Presidencihood.....stupidity coupled with an inherent and perverse desire to usurp all the powers of the other two branches of government while denying all those inalienable rights promised us if we were born here, or slipped in illegally.

But I digress. In Obama's particular case, don't necessarily believe me. Just take the word of one Ali Muhammad Hussein al-Quaedi Saleem Saddam, an American patriot who sent me this email:

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii.

When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.

Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.”

Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam.

Osama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.

Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy.

We better start looking for that paddle. Or at least wanting to look for it.