Well, it was all about the oil.
Just out! Word that Iraq has agreed to allow "outsiders" to help democratize their oil just as soon as this little civil war is wrapped up...or smoothed over.
The United States government, ever concerned with the welfare of foreign countries with lots of 10w30 underneath the sand-covered graveyards scattered pretty much bumper to bumper within their borders, has taken it upon themselves to get it down in Urdu... on paper.
On a related note, a Taco Bueno restaurant in Dallas is accepting peso folding money as legal tender for purchases. Few peso-toting hombres are falling for the shitty conversion rate offered and are whipping out their Banco Uno cards.
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