Note: After I posted this on TheGardenForums, several days later I just decided to give up on the simple-minded, bull-headedness and egotistical rhetoric there by just a couple of self-absorbed and hate-spewing, contentious spammers. Those spiteful no-nothings ruined, for me, what was a great forum...surely their intentions.
A parting comment on my signature: Humility in the face of contemptuousness from unspeakably rude, egotistical, exploitive, revengeful and repulsively glory-greedy wanna-be's who just ain't got nothing else to do until old Beezlebub reassigns them to something more worthwhile...like stoking the fires on the Styx .
Whenever the weather gets bad, or things get slow on this, an award-winning place to spread the word and other BS, it's time to rouse that sleeping dog awake for some more lively banter...maybe even slanderous and/or libel-worthy.
And what sleeping dog is that?
The one aroused when a semi-famous nationally syndicated organic gardening guru takes the logical, correct, and only rational side about injecting the stuff of life....aeration, oh yes, aeration...into the production of compost tea (in this case, vermi-compost tea).
That very same aeration that a bunch of ya'll swear by for every single living thing in the universe...every compost pile, every worm bin, every plant and animal thing on earth,...except living, breathing compost that you've spent all that back-breaking time trying to keep from becoming anaerobic only to drown in a bucket of water before dumping the lifeless glop of sludge on your plants.
That aeration that produces AeratedVermiCompostTea that some of you of skeptical mind and nature have, on occasion, half-heartedly attempted to brew, slopped around on some growth, woke up to find to be a dismal failure because the fruit trees, flowers, veggies, and grass hadn't fruited, flowered, veggied, or greened up during the night like Jack's beanstalk. Yes, that aeration.
I'm referring, of course, to Howard Garrett, a legend in his own time. Star of the world wide web, radio, and the newsprint bidness. A man who can grow anything except hair on his head, and mortal enemy of the petro-chemical driven fertilizer/insectacide/fungicide/environmental weapons of mass destruction industry.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/columnists/hgarrett/stories/DN-NHG_garrett_0202liv.ART.State.Edition1.29d6f27.html
Chuckiebtoo
For those of you don't care to read all the other good stuff in the article, look down to the question from AJ, of Victoria, for the truth.
Also, check out his web-site on a regular basis if you're interested in not subsidizing the plant-world chemo-therapy, eco-razing corporate machine that is ever-searching for the only root they care for...the root of all evil....lucre. Exxon profits. Middle-eastern drilling rights.
Friday, February 2, 2007
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Bush, Clinton, Bush......Clinton???
These reruns are just getting unbearable, aren't they?
I cannot see another Clinton in the White House. Is anyone out there listening to the winds? Are we blindly following the lemming in front of us to the cliffs' edge?
PEOPLE!!! Wake UP!!!!
I cannot see another Clinton in the White House. Is anyone out there listening to the winds? Are we blindly following the lemming in front of us to the cliffs' edge?
PEOPLE!!! Wake UP!!!!
Thursday, January 18, 2007
President Barack Hussein Obama
9/11 was a disaster of monumental proportions for America, but something else must have happened at about that same time. It's obvious that some strange mind-altering thing occurred to render the population of this country devoid of sanity and reason.
You only need look at the President of the United States to see pro0f of what I speak.
For the rest of us, our general malaise with regard to every thing happening since that awful day lends justifiable proof that we're up shit creek without a paddle...and we aren't even trying to find the paddle.
The most recent example of our zombie-like attitude towards the destruction of America, as Usama bin Laden promised, is the fact that a frontrunner right now for the Democratic party's presidential nomination in 2008 is, ta-da, Barak Hussein Obama, he of radical Muslim upbringing and background.
Oh, he's making extraordinary efforts, and succeeding, to conceal his jihadist, 72-virgin leanings, and has actually begun trying to draw on the virgin account prior to his actual demise.
When Dubya outcheated Al Gore in Florida, he used similar tactics to disguise his most glaring trait which could have kept him from achieving Presidencihood.....stupidity coupled with an inherent and perverse desire to usurp all the powers of the other two branches of government while denying all those inalienable rights promised us if we were born here, or slipped in illegally.
But I digress. In Obama's particular case, don't necessarily believe me. Just take the word of one Ali Muhammad Hussein al-Quaedi Saleem Saddam, an American patriot who sent me this email:
Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii.
When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.
Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.”
Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam.
Osama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.
Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy.
We better start looking for that paddle. Or at least wanting to look for it.
You only need look at the President of the United States to see pro0f of what I speak.
For the rest of us, our general malaise with regard to every thing happening since that awful day lends justifiable proof that we're up shit creek without a paddle...and we aren't even trying to find the paddle.
The most recent example of our zombie-like attitude towards the destruction of America, as Usama bin Laden promised, is the fact that a frontrunner right now for the Democratic party's presidential nomination in 2008 is, ta-da, Barak Hussein Obama, he of radical Muslim upbringing and background.
Oh, he's making extraordinary efforts, and succeeding, to conceal his jihadist, 72-virgin leanings, and has actually begun trying to draw on the virgin account prior to his actual demise.
When Dubya outcheated Al Gore in Florida, he used similar tactics to disguise his most glaring trait which could have kept him from achieving Presidencihood.....stupidity coupled with an inherent and perverse desire to usurp all the powers of the other two branches of government while denying all those inalienable rights promised us if we were born here, or slipped in illegally.
But I digress. In Obama's particular case, don't necessarily believe me. Just take the word of one Ali Muhammad Hussein al-Quaedi Saleem Saddam, an American patriot who sent me this email:
Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii.
When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.
Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, “He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.”
Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam.
Osama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world.
Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy.
We better start looking for that paddle. Or at least wanting to look for it.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Tact and diplomacy run amok
We are, for all intents and purposes, in a world of shit with regard to Iraq as everyone on Earth would acknowledge except those in the executive branch of government in these United States.
Where we...we being the foreign policy of the United States...are is at odds with everyone on Earth except President Bush and the aiders and abettors of his administrations' war mongers (presidential powers fanatics)...which include, but may not be limited to, all the military/industrial complex's movers and shakers everywhere.
At last count, the people of these United States, the Congress of same, the government of Iraq, the military forces dying over there, the Shiites, Hezbollah, Russia, Iran, Syria, our partners in the coaliton (Great Britain), Laura, George H W Bush, Saddam Hussein's martyr'd body, and everybody working hard, with resolve, to get on with the dream of life without Dubya as dictator are wishing and hoping for a sudden massive coronary or impeachment to end the stupidity of this all.
God, I wish for the good old days with a Prez getting blow-jobbed right there in the Oval Office. What innocent times those were.
Where we...we being the foreign policy of the United States...are is at odds with everyone on Earth except President Bush and the aiders and abettors of his administrations' war mongers (presidential powers fanatics)...which include, but may not be limited to, all the military/industrial complex's movers and shakers everywhere.
At last count, the people of these United States, the Congress of same, the government of Iraq, the military forces dying over there, the Shiites, Hezbollah, Russia, Iran, Syria, our partners in the coaliton (Great Britain), Laura, George H W Bush, Saddam Hussein's martyr'd body, and everybody working hard, with resolve, to get on with the dream of life without Dubya as dictator are wishing and hoping for a sudden massive coronary or impeachment to end the stupidity of this all.
God, I wish for the good old days with a Prez getting blow-jobbed right there in the Oval Office. What innocent times those were.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Salmon Muffins
The recipe
I have mixed emotions about giving out a life-long, life-saving, and formula, but what the hell.
Go to the grocer of your choice capable of stocking Honeyboy pink salmon in the14.75 oz can (wonder why it’s 14 ounces plus 75/100th’s of another ounce). It’s the one in the salmon colored can.
Prepare the recipe exactly like it says on the label (except I use a half cup of onions) until you get down to the part about forming a loaf on a baking sheet, or using a 4X8 inch loaf pan. When you get to there, throw away the can and get out your six-hole cornbread muffin tin, spray it with a generic, cheaper PAM-like spray, fill the six-holer with the great equalizer, and bake the Salmon Muffins at 350 for about 30-40 minutes. On the middle shelf. In a preheated oven.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/144822963_1a685e7567.jpg
Enjoy,
Chuckiebtoo
I have mixed emotions about giving out a life-long, life-saving, and formula, but what the hell.
Go to the grocer of your choice capable of stocking Honeyboy pink salmon in the14.75 oz can (wonder why it’s 14 ounces plus 75/100th’s of another ounce). It’s the one in the salmon colored can.
Prepare the recipe exactly like it says on the label (except I use a half cup of onions) until you get down to the part about forming a loaf on a baking sheet, or using a 4X8 inch loaf pan. When you get to there, throw away the can and get out your six-hole cornbread muffin tin, spray it with a generic, cheaper PAM-like spray, fill the six-holer with the great equalizer, and bake the Salmon Muffins at 350 for about 30-40 minutes. On the middle shelf. In a preheated oven.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/144822963_1a685e7567.jpg
Enjoy,
Chuckiebtoo
The Oil Bidness
Well, it was all about the oil.
Just out! Word that Iraq has agreed to allow "outsiders" to help democratize their oil just as soon as this little civil war is wrapped up...or smoothed over.
The United States government, ever concerned with the welfare of foreign countries with lots of 10w30 underneath the sand-covered graveyards scattered pretty much bumper to bumper within their borders, has taken it upon themselves to get it down in Urdu... on paper.
On a related note, a Taco Bueno restaurant in Dallas is accepting peso folding money as legal tender for purchases. Few peso-toting hombres are falling for the shitty conversion rate offered and are whipping out their Banco Uno cards.
Just out! Word that Iraq has agreed to allow "outsiders" to help democratize their oil just as soon as this little civil war is wrapped up...or smoothed over.
The United States government, ever concerned with the welfare of foreign countries with lots of 10w30 underneath the sand-covered graveyards scattered pretty much bumper to bumper within their borders, has taken it upon themselves to get it down in Urdu... on paper.
On a related note, a Taco Bueno restaurant in Dallas is accepting peso folding money as legal tender for purchases. Few peso-toting hombres are falling for the shitty conversion rate offered and are whipping out their Banco Uno cards.
SNAFU Benchmarks
1/13/07
President Bush reiterated Saturday, in remarks intended to get someone to believe him, that Iraqian benchmarks, unlike previous repeated pleadings, beseechments, threats and exhortations to get the Iraqi's off their asses, would only be set to a level attainable by them after due assurances that they could be set low enough to actually be attainable.
In totally unrelated news, Secretary of State Condy Rice, in remarks intended to keep herself from committing perjury, testified before Congress that the United States would never desert the Iraqi government even if the new way forward plan's benchmarks, regardless how ridiculously attainably low they are set prove to be unachievably unattained.
Meanwhile, prime minister Nouri al-Maliki, the full-blown closeted neocon Shiite in quasi-neutral turban during working hours, on condition of appearing anxious to have everyone just get along, declared on cue the Bush plan to be "identical to moi strategy and intentions".
On the home front, armed Mexican insurgents have begun pushing National Guardsmen northward spurring Canada to begin formulating plans to reinforce its 4000 mile southern border to protect from terrorists, retreating National Guard troops, environmental, and economic threats to the tune of 400 million Canadian dollars.
President Bush reiterated Saturday, in remarks intended to get someone to believe him, that Iraqian benchmarks, unlike previous repeated pleadings, beseechments, threats and exhortations to get the Iraqi's off their asses, would only be set to a level attainable by them after due assurances that they could be set low enough to actually be attainable.
In totally unrelated news, Secretary of State Condy Rice, in remarks intended to keep herself from committing perjury, testified before Congress that the United States would never desert the Iraqi government even if the new way forward plan's benchmarks, regardless how ridiculously attainably low they are set prove to be unachievably unattained.
Meanwhile, prime minister Nouri al-Maliki, the full-blown closeted neocon Shiite in quasi-neutral turban during working hours, on condition of appearing anxious to have everyone just get along, declared on cue the Bush plan to be "identical to moi strategy and intentions".
On the home front, armed Mexican insurgents have begun pushing National Guardsmen northward spurring Canada to begin formulating plans to reinforce its 4000 mile southern border to protect from terrorists, retreating National Guard troops, environmental, and economic threats to the tune of 400 million Canadian dollars.
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